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Beautiful Christmas Wallpapers


How time files, Christmas is round the corner again! You know that the wonderful season is here when you hear all your favourite Christmas tunes everywhere you go. While most of us are frantically shopping for gifts and preparing to throw the most joyous party of the year, don’t forget to take time off to chill out and enjoy the festive season with your family and friends.

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With no exception this year, in the spirit of Christmas, we are sharing with you a showcase of some of the best designed Christmas theme wallpapers to lighten and spice up your desktop.

More Christmas wallpapers – Here are more Christmas wallpapers we’ve previously published:

Merry Christmas and a happy new year.


Cwismas

Available size(s): 1920×1200

cwismas

Christmas Gift Reissue
Available size(s): 1280×960, 1280×1024, 1400×1050, 1600×1200, 1280×800, 1440×900, 1680×1050, 1920×1200, 2560×1600

Christmas Gift Reissue

Ferrety Holidays Wallpaper
Available size(s): 1680×1050

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Rafz Calendar 2008 – December
There are an empty banner in this Christmas wallpaper. You can write your own Christmas wishes and share it with your friends. You can finish this art.
Available size(s): 1024×768

rafz_calendar

Cubie Christmas
Christmas wallpaper on cubiemotions. Now you can have Rudolph, the Grinch, caroler, Santa’s helper elf, Santa, Jack Skellington, Sally (uhurmm) and snowman altogether on your screen.
Available size(s): 1024×768, 1280×800

Yeti’s World
Available size(s): 1280×800

yeti_world

Santa Holiday Wallpaper
Available size(s): 1680×1050 (widescreen)

santa_wallpaper

Winter Wonderland
Available size(s): 1024×768, 1600×1200

winter_wonderland

Where Snowflakes Are Born
Available size(s): 800×480, 800×600, 1024×600, 1024×768, 1152×864, 1280×1024, 1600×1200

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A Christmas Song
Available size(s): 800×480, 800×600, 1024×600, 1024×768, 1152×864, 1280×1024, 1600×1200

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Christmas Tree
Available size(s): 800×480, 800×600, 1024×600, 1024×768, 1152×864, 1280×1024, 1600×1200

christmas_tree

Where Christmas Gifts Are Born
This is the first of author’s Christmas wallpapers this year, more coming soon!
Available size(s): 800×480, 800×600, 1024×600, 1024×768, 1152×864, 1280×1024, 1600×1200

where_christmas_are_borned

Xmas, Holiday Wallpaper
A colourful Christmas wallpaper with a snowy winter globe to brighten up this dark month.
Available size(s): 800×600, 1920×1200

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Bells Blessing 2
Available size(s): 1280×800, 1440×900, 1680×1050, 1920×1200, 2560×1600

Bells_blessing_2

Christmas Globe Mix
Available size(s): 1280×800, 1440×900, 1680×1050, 1920×1200, 2560×1600

Christmas_Globe_Mix

Dreamy World
A ski field with planets visible in the sky.
Available size(s): 2560×1024

dreamy_world

Holiday Cheer – Winter Night
Holiday Cheer dual monitor desktop collection.
Available size(s): 2560×1024

holiday_cheer_winter_night

Santa Sports Adidas
Available size(s): 1024×768

santa_sport_adidas

Christmas Snowman Wallpaper
Available size(s): 1600×1200

Christman_Snowman_wallpaper

Merry Christmas, Xmas, New Year I
Available size(s): 1280×1024, 1024×768, 1152×864, 1280×960, 1400×1050, 1600×1200, 1920×1440, 1280×800, 1440×900, 1680×1050, 1920×1200, 2560×1600, 1280×720, 1365×768, 1600×900, 1920×1080, 2048×1152

christmas_new_year

Merry Christmas, Xmas, New Year II
Available size(s): 1280×1024, 1024×768, 1152×864, 1280×960, 1400×1050, 1600×1200, 1920×1440, 1280×800, 1440×900, 1680×1050, 1280×720, 1365×768, 1600×900, 1920×1080

christmas_new_year_II

Grey Christmas Wallpaper
Available size(s): 1024×768, 1280×960, 1600×1200

grey_christmas_wallpaper

Merry Christmas, Xmas, New Year III
Available size(s): 1280×1024, 1024×768, 1152×864, 1280×960, 1400×1050, 1600×1200, 1920×1440, 1280×800, 1440×900, 1680×1050, 1920×1200, 2560×1600, 1280×720, 1365×768, 1600×900, 1920×1080, 2048×1152

christmas_new_year_III

Red Christmas Wallpaper
Available size(s): 1024×640, 1920×1200

Red Christmas Wallpaper

Christmas Wallpaper (Green)
Available size(s): 1024×640, 1920×1200

Christmas_wallpaper_Green

Christmas Wallpaper (Blue)
Available size(s): 1024×640, 1920×1200

Christmas_wallpaper_blue

Salt and Pepper
Available size(s): 1024×768

salt_pepper

Someone’s Stolen the Stars
Available size(s): 1024×768

someone_stolen_the_stars

More Christmas Wallpapers!

Desktop Wallpaper Calendar: December and Christmas 2009
45 free desktop wallpapers created by designers across the globe. Both versions with a calendar and without a calendar can be downloaded for free.

Beautiful Christmas Wallpapers For Your Desktop – Part I
Here are some really Beautiful Christmas Wallpapers for your desktop.

christmas_desktop_wallpapers

30 Remarkable Christmas Wallpapers, Part II
Looking for some Christmas-theme wallpapers to spice up your desktop? Here’s another 30 remarkable Christmas wallpapers.

remarkable_christmas_wallpapers

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  • ttocs September 19, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    Hi have to write a stroy for english about a collector so this is the strart. It didnt have to be that long but I just write and write and write. Oh and im only 13, ok? Here you go —

    Chapter one. Doll Face.
    I woke up, yawned and stretched my little legs out of my bed. As I slipped on my pink rabbit slippers I hobbled over to the mirror and found myself looking over at my very pale face and abnormally huge eyes. My friends call me doll face, they say that I remind them of a china doll.
    Shuffling along my floor towards the door picking up old clothes for the washing pile I suddenly stop. I stop because as I open the door I see a pair of legs (with jeans on and a pair of scruffy trainers to match) dangling from the ceiling. “Could you give me a little help here, Olivia?” Ah, It was my dad. He’s forever doing something not very interesting in the morning (gardening, baking, tidying), but the loft? “Um, yeah sure dad, what can I help you with?” It was only June so I don’t think we were putting up the Christmas decorations yet. “Look I found something of your mothers.”
    Something of my mothers’.
    My mum isn’t dead or anything horrific like that. She’s just on holiday, a very long holiday. Well she says she’s on holiday but really she’s travelling the world. Last time I spoke to her she was sunbathing-In Egypt. I don’t really mind her going away, but I do miss her. She phones every day at 6pm if she remembers or isn’t at some wild Ibiza party or counting Lions in Africa. The letters she sends me are pretty cool though. She sends me all the pictures of her and famous landmarks, saying the how hot (or cold) it is, people she’s met, animals or just anything. They normally come about once a month because that’s how often she travels. She promises she will take me to the best parts. She is really is going everywhere, and the thing she is she’s going to Afghanistan next month, even she is scared but really excited. I’m just not so sure.
    “What? What have you found?” My dad was still dangling there trying to pull himself up, but he is no Mr. Muscles.
    “Um, well first could u put that mini step ladder thingy under my feet, and then I’ll pass it down.” I looked over at the corner where the mini step ladder thingy was kept, picked it up and put it under his scruffy trainer covered feet.
    “Ahhh, thanks dear, right.” He said straightening up his shirt and brushing of the dust. “Lookie here” My dad was now using his fingers and stretching up, pulling forward the object still half in the loft.
    “uuhhh uhhh uhh uh uh, almost got it, Wow, here, here we go.” Now holding the large object in between his two palms.
    “What is it, is it a box?” This, thing was defiantly large and not quite square and the bottom of it was the only bit I could see as it was under a dusty grey sheet.
    “Nope, not a box. A house.” Um, yeah it was large but not that large, a house for mice or something? “A house for what?” I pulled of the grey sheet and the dust went everywhere, but underneath a miniature of a beautiful Victorian mansion was revealed.
    “Wow” There was a moment of silence as I kneeled down to admire the beautiful dolls house. It was fully furnished with lovely china lights and silk and wooden sofa’s. There was even floral wallpaper covering the, what looked like the living room and bedrooms. Everything looked so real and perfect like it was a shrunken down humans home. Every item was carefully sewn, stitched, moulded and generally made beautifully. When I dug deeper into the mansion I found a small family of Victorian people. Each of them wearing handmade clothes. There was a mother, father and two little girls one looked slightly older than the other. They were incredibly realistic with silky hair and porcelain skin; their eyes were big, just like mine and were made of turquoise, white and black glass that made them look so real. They were so tiny and slender. The mother had on a corseted cream dress and silk cream pumps and her hair was a dirty blonde colour, the father was wearing a very smart dark green waste coat, white cotton shirt and velvet dark green trousers and his hair was chocolate brown hair, the girl that looked the oldest had hair colour of her fathers and was wearing a silk pink dress and lilac pumps with tiny jewel that looked like amethyst one each, the youngest girls hair was the same as her mother’s but was wavy and she had on a pale blue silk dress and matching pumps with a tiny stone one each like her sisters but the stone looked more like a safire. I couldn’t get over how precise and delicate each looked.
    Then the silence was broken by my dad. “So darlin’, you like it? It’s pretty smart, right!?”
    “Yeah, it’s amazing, it’s more than amazing.” I said that very slowly and quiet, I was still hypnotised by
    hypnotised by the exquisite features in the family and house.
    “Take it you like it then. I think it’s your mothers anyway, it’s not mine! I remember her putting it up there when we moved in to this house.”
    “Who gave it to her?” Maybe someone made it or had it made for her.
    “Her granddad, so I’ve been told. So that would be your great granddad, apparently he made for her birthday when she was 10 years old, just like you and the people were just little figures and your mums grandma made the clothes for them and did something for the hair. Don’t ask me how I know this, I think your mother said it a while ago.”
    And all I could say to that was nothing. I couldn’t stop looking, the kitchen was fascinating, there was no fridge, just wooden cupboards on the wall and units with real drawers. Just next to the kitchen was a dining room with a show case of miniature china plates and cups, there was a grand table and chairs all wooden and painted even more brown. In the centre of the table
    In the centre of the table was a tiny vase of paper tulips which were yellow to match the yellow floral wallpaper.
    “Righty ho, I’ll leave you to it.” My dad closed up the loft, walked round me and went down the stairs. I watched him go but then I picked up the mansion and carefully tip-toed into my bedroom. I put it in the corner in my room and placed the four people in front of it. The mansion front was facing the wall so I could see into the many rooms. I was lying in front of the grand home staring at it; there was something, just something magical about it.

    Chapter 2. Aladdin’s Cave.
    Charity Shops are incredible things. All sorts of golden rubbish hiding in every corner. One girls rubbish is another girl’s treasure. The charity shop just along the road from me is just about the size of a small room. There is everything from old vintage clothing to not so vintage DVD’s and toys. Piles and piles of bin bags of unwanted things come in every day so there’s always somethin
    there’s always something new that someone else might find perfect for whatever reason. My dad says it’s like Aladdin’s cave I say it’s like heaven!
    “Where are you going?” Dad came into the living room and spotted me putting on my shoes. “Oh, just along to the charity shop to checkout whatever’s there.” “Okay darlin’, don’t be long” Dad winked and went back though to the kitchen followed by 2 posh cats (one Siamese called Harley Short and one Persian called Tiffany Long).
    I went up stairs to get my money and took another look at that amazing house, and then I went back down stairs.
    Whilst I was walking along the street so many thoughts filled my head all of them about the mansion. I don’t know what there is to question about it but there seem so many questions. Yes, I know it was my mums, I know it was made by her granddad for her birthday, but what else? There might be nothing else to know, but I have a funny feeling there is.
    As I reached the Charity S
    As I reached the Charity Shop I pushed open the door and said ‘hello’ as I always to and normally I hear a ‘hello’ back. Nope, no hello. They were properly just around the back sorting out new bin bags full of stuff. I said ‘hello’ a little louder and out stumbled Cassandra, she’s one of the volunteers, and my best friend’s big sister. “Hiya! Sorry we just had some new stuff, cool stuff too. Well, unusual stuff!” Cassandra was a tall girl with gorgeous olive skin, her hair is shiny black and falls below her shoulders, her and her sister look really alike but Jasmine (who is my best friend) has more of brownish hair that is above her shoulders.
    “Come here, I’ll show you this!” Cassandra beckoned me over and showed me round the corner. I looked round and saw nothing out of the ordinary, just a few bin bags and teddy bears. “What am I supposed to be looking at?” Cassandra pointed over to a shelf.
    “Wow, it’s like a mini village!” There lined up on the shelf was a series of miniature b
    There is heaps more but I can’t be botherd copy and pasting it all :P
    Judging by that, Like it ? yeh or nope ….

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    Okay kiddo’s I am not bored, but I came across this survey and I think its pretty cool…and yes I am going to post my answers too. Okay here we go….ready?

    Whats your middle name? Rita

    How big is your bed? Queen Size Bed

    What are you listening to right now? The Detroit Piston game LoL. We’re crushing Indiana!! ha ha

    What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 1422

    What was the last thing you ate? Mini Almond Joy (I had 2 lol)

    Last person you hugged? My mom. I♥Her

    How is the weather right now? Cold and Crappy

    Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My cousin Heather

    What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? His smile

    Favorite type of Food: Anything Italian or anything seafood

    Do you want children? Hell Yeah! I want 6

    Do you drink? Yes and No…but if I do I will have a Gin & Tonic with lime please

    Ever get so drunk you don’t remember the entire night? Nope Never been drunk. What? I havent.

    Hair color? Black with a few Dark Plum Highlights….yum

    Eye colour? Light Brown

    Do you wear contacts/glasses? nope. Neither.

    Favorite holiday? Thanksgiving and Christmas. I have two so sue me!

    Favorite Season? The earlt fall time where its still warm but the leaves have already changed colors. Its so beautiful.

    Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? Don’t remind me please.

    Last Movie you Watched? The Cure. Omg so sad. :(

    What books are you reading? 1453 and Soverign

    Piercings? just my ears

    Favorite college football Team? MSU-Michigan State

    What were you doing before filling this out? watching the basketball game…can you tell I like sports? lol

    Any pets? my kitty Pebblez

    Dogs or cats? cats. But I love dogs too.

    Favorite Flower? Tangerine Roses…they are so beauiful. And not to mention my fave color.

    Have you ever loved someone? I have loved a lot of people. The question is…have I ever been IN LOVE with someone….Yes.

    Who would you like to see right now? Stinky. I miss him.

    Have you ever fired a gun? Yeah, I have been to the range a couple of times.

    Do you like to travel by plane? Omg I love it

    Right-handed or Left-handed? Right

    If you could go to any place right now where would you go? To the moon

    Are you missing someone? mmmhhhhmmmm

    Do you have a tattoo? nope.

    Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? No. Who the hell has time?!

    Are you hiding something from someone? No.

    WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? Dolophins

    DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? Not really. Kept waking up.

    FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? What should I wear and how cold is it outside?

    WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? Chapstick and Water and my remote control.

    GRILLED OR FRIED? depends what kind of mood I am in.

    WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? That there is only one of me

    ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? Who told you?!

    FAVORITE HANGOUT? HOME.

    3 THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT? The people I love, cellphone and money.

    FAVORITE SONG? Tracy Chapman- Give me one reason

    WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? the dark and spiders.

    ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? I think both. But I am more of a giver.

    WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Naynay and Newsee and my Grandpa’s used to call me Renew…. :(

    WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? Akram-his fathers name

    WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? Salim-her fathers name

    STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? my boyfriend…well ex…he makes me laugh and lol he can entertain me lmfao
    FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? the vonage commerical….wahoowahahoo wahhooowahhaaahooo

    WHO’S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? AT&T

    FIRST THING YOU’LL SAVE IN A FIRE? MY Cat!!

    Whats your favorite color? Orange and Lavender

    WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? Cell phone,gum,money,purse,credit cards,mase,book,make-up…..where am I going? Lmao

    WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? a teacher

    WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? Make a wish

    THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET? Lavender

    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? Him.

  • janki soni September 27, 2013 at 4:46 pm

    Okay, so right now I live in the U.S. In about a year or so my family and I are going to move to Ontario,Canada. My dad got a job transfer. I’m really excited but a little scared. It’s going to be in a different environment, different school, new people, etc. I’m 14 and I’m going to start high school pretty soon. I’m going to finish Freshmen year here and move when I’m a Sophomore. I just wanted to know is it a nice place? What are the high schools like? Pros and Cons? Weather? Fun things to do? Any advise? What’s your personal opinion about Canada, if you’ve ever lived there? I’m nervous but really excited because I’ve been living in the same place for over 9 years. Thank you so much in advance :)

  • Duke September 27, 2013 at 4:46 pm

    In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard. A. Fill in the blanks

    1. [xxx] is not food.
    Dental floss, plants, Kleenex, toilet paper, human’s homework, photographs, shoes, sweaters, socks, the couch, electrical cords/devices, phone cord, vases of flowers, my poop, electric wiring, the rubber fish toy my human drags around for me to play with; rubber bands; Mom’s toe; the HUGE fly; used Q-tips; the other cat’s vomited food.

    2. I will not jump on the [xxx].
    kitchen counter, table, stove, barbecue, my human’s full bladder at 5:30 A.M., bed at night, TV, bed from the top of the wardrobe at night.

    3. I will not sharpen my claws on the [xxx].
    sofa, carpet, drapes, my human’s leg, my human’s boss’s leg, the new speakers, wallpaper, window screen, car tires.

    4. I will not pee/poop/barf a hairball on the [xxx].
    floor, carpet, sofa, clean laundry, sleeping human, human’s tax return, the tax auditor, TV, baby’s mattress, kitchen counter, dining room table, big people’s shoes, bathtub, my Dad’s collection of (expensive) Nazi daggers, marble floor (acid vomit+marble=etched marble).

    5. I will not climb the [xxx].
    Screen, bulletin board, speaker, curtains, redwood trees, walls, lampposts.

    6. I will not dunk [xxx] into my water dish.
    Tissues, my toy mouse, the house plants, half-digested food

    7. I will not hide [xxx].
    Pens, curlers, or house keys under the carpet.

    8. I recognize that the [xxx] has a right to exist.
    Belt, fringe on the bathroom rug, fuzzy toilet seat, house plant, human’s toes, baby, human, blue jays outside, teddy bear

    9. [xxx] is not cat food.
    Chocolate, bananas, pizza, any human food, tea

    10. [xxx] is not a bed.
    The stove, the pot (not hot) on the stove, sink, the crystal bowl from the people’s wedding, piano strings, Mommy’s sock drawer, the inside of the antique radio, the car, the electric organ, the computer keyboard.

    11. [xxx] is not prey/a toy.
    The paper coming from the printer; the newspaper; Mummy; open milk cartons; toilet paper; pantyhose; paper clips; human’s toes; my human’s penis (see “Robin Williams, Live at the Met”); Christmas tree ornaments; the produce ripening on the kitchen counter; Q-tips; Black Widow spiders; any food, whether wrapped in something or not; the sheets; the computer mouse; Mommy’s snow white lace garter from her wedding with the beautiful tasty maribou feathers on it;

    12. I will not try to climb into the [xxx].
    Freezer, refrigerator, washing machine, dryer, dishwasher, garage.

  • morbiusdog October 4, 2013 at 8:20 am

    What can i do to make christmas more special! I mean stuff like decorating my house singing christmas carols.
    What decorations can i do for my room that won’t cost much?
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  • janki soni October 6, 2013 at 9:13 pm

    i realize christmas is like 7 months away but my family wants to go somewhere warm next xmas and we can’t decide where. It needs to be warm (hot) and relaxing but with more to do then lay on the beach for the boys

  • alberto s October 16, 2013 at 5:20 am

    Merry Christmas everyone!!!
    Does anyone know of a great site that has beautiful Christmas Backgrounds (wallpapers) for my PC?
    Thanks!

  • Goe122 October 23, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    I’m making my family canvases for christmas!..
    i just need to know what to paint on them, and a picture for reference!
    something pretty simple to draw would be best..
    any picture ideas?

    thankss!

  • Coffee t October 30, 2013 at 3:21 am

    lol….santa from my computer just disppeared last night…

    where do u reckon, he might have gone??

    :P

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
    najna: he is absolutely right.!!!:))

    aanchal: thank u….for spreading such a beautiful xams mssg….the true spirit of xmas!

    and my dear rough:….tch tch ..better luck next time….:P :P
    hehehe

  • ttocs November 10, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    Chapter 1

    The green, floral wall paper folded defiantly at the edges, whilst the prominent, and yet inexplicable brown stain opposite Bradley, clung to the wall as smugly as ever. The battered tree that sat dressed in a twinkling suit of mismatched tinsel and Baubles, drowned the tiny room in a rainbow, and under him, was the familiarly sharp feeling of another spring, protruding through the weary sofa.
    “What?” Becky said with a frown, raising her head off his shoulder and staring into his face.
    Bradley looked at her quizzically.
    “You’re grinning like an idiot”
    “I just like Christmas” he said with a vague tone of mystique to his delivery.
    Becky frowned at him, before turning back towards the drone of the television. Still smiling, Bradley gazed upon her long, blonde hair, playfully tucked behind her ear, before his glance fell upon her deep, green eyes, her button nose and her long thin lips, always upturned at the edges, as if seconds away from a radiant smile that would light up her entire face. He remembered that day, eleven months and four days ago, with vividness equal to the pictures that flickered on the screen in front of him. She had been standing outside his favourite club, arms tightly wrapped around her body as clouds of steam billowed from her mouth into the cold, black sky. He’d stolen a glance in her direction, and then before he’d even asked for her name, they were laughing like the oldest of friends, leaning against those dark, red brick walls in fear of toppling over.
    Pushing himself up from his seat with a groan intended to maintain a veil of nonchalance; he headed towards the door into the kitchen, still smiling fiercely.
    “Hey…” Becky called, holding out her wine stained glass. Bradley reached back for the glass and headed through the door. The cold of the tiles stung his feet but received no acknowledgement; his excitement burnt with such might, that his hands shook, his heart raced and his feet felt nothing but numbness. He opened the cupboard, and pulled out a multipack of crisps. Salt and vinegar; they were a flavour that would never feel the soft touch of her delicately beautiful, and conveniently fussy fingers. Fumbling inside, Bradley’s trembling hand emerged clutching a tiny, velvety box. With a quick, cautionary glance towards the door, he turned back towards the box, prising it open to reveal a ring that sparkled with a friendly reassurance. Inhaling deeply with his eyes screwed shut, he felt his nerves ease. Pictures of Becky danced upon his eyelids as he played out familiar scenes from his future: beaming kids, a beautiful house… and all with her. That dainty little box that had before been so rigorously shaken by Bradley’s nervous hands, eased into standstill.
    “Are you hand squeezing the grapes into that glass?” Becky yelled from the next room, causing him to jerk with shock.
    “I’m just trying to… err, catch a spider” Bradley stumbled, as he crammed the box down his trousers. She grunted, and he breathed a sigh of relief, before heading back into the room. Stood gazing at her, with that same smile plastered upon his face, he watched her flick through the channels, before coming to rest on a news broadcast. A woman’s voice spoke through the box, but her words were reduced to monotonous irrelevance in Bradley’s ears as he slowly lowered himself onto one knee. Becky turned to face him with a familiar frown. He stared into her eyes, noticing remnants of eye make up around her face in the whimsical glow of the tree behind her.
    “What?” she said with a familiar frown.
    “Becky…” he trailed, as his hand went for his pocket. Suddenly remembering he’d crammed the little box into his underwear in his earlier panic, and suspecting retrieval in such a circumstance may shatter the romance, he fell onto his stomach next to the sofa.
    “Can you move your feet? I think I saw a spider crawl under here earlier…” Bradley finished, congratulating himself mentally on his fast thinking. Becky raised her feet, as he tucked himself into position and waved his arm around under the cover of the sofa, feeling it important to uphold the pretence in order to avoid arousal of suspicions.
    “…the number of lives claimed is not yet known; some reports say ten, whilst others suggest radically more. It is known however, that the congregation were from a church in the south west of England, and were lead up the snowy Mount Everest by the apocalyptical promises, of their leader…”
    As Becky blankly sat watching the report flicker on the screen, Bradley pushed himself off the carpet, cupping his hands in a weak attempt at miming the capture of a spider. A mime totally unnoticed by the sallow faced Becky, who called after Bradley as he walked out. He turned to face her whilst still feigning the imprisonment of his arachnid.
    “Yes?” he replied.
    She gazed at him expectantly, but received nothing.
    “Wine” she sighed irritably.
    “Right” he smiled, heading out into the kitchen.

  • Orbit November 11, 2013 at 8:57 pm

    It seems to have slipped under my radar, who is the guy and what is the rock ‘n roll element?

    I’ve had a google but it’s a truck search term and seemingly a newish program so I’m just getting lots of Elvis results.
    I’m also on my phone which doesn’t help.

    Thanks.

  • LN13 November 20, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    Iv been doing this for a week and iv got tonight to finish it. But im dyslexic so its taking forever and its just looking worse very time I read it. Verse 7 sounds awful and verse 9 I want to say about how she told me about her past that night and I seen her in a new light. I also want a good ending. Any help with it would be amazing thanks.

    7th August 1987
    You were in hospital being delivered
    I was 4 and didn’t have a clue
    My future would be better now there was a you

    A little bit older you moved to the Glen.
    I love the wee photo I seen of you back then
    Your hands buy your side like a baby owl
    Skirt up past your waist like Simon Cowell

    If only people seen how strong that wee girl had to be
    Growing up seeing thing no one should ever see
    Her daddy won’t be around her mummy wasn’t well
    Had a drinking problem that must have been hell

    Away from family life growing up sounded fun
    Witches house and jumping stones going to Leslie house
    Tree swings climbing things you’re lucky you weren’t killed
    Every day an adventure having Kate around

    5th of November 2005 the first time I met Kate
    Even now I remember first seeing that gorgeous face
    Every week id drive you home we stayed up most the night
    Texting about Quiz mania which later became the mint

    Every guy wanted you probably trying to get you into bed
    So I just made you a fantasy girl and kept you in my head
    And from day one we had a bond that’s never gone away
    I missed you when you left anima I wanted you to stay

    5 years past and we didn’t see much of each other atoll
    But when we did we made up for lost time by having a ball
    Dirty dancing, face planking, falling on the floor
    Every time we danced the bouncer’s threatened to put us out the door

    First time we went out wasn’t all that grate
    I was kind of hoping it was going to be a date.
    Dinner and a movie on July the 8th
    Was almost the end of Craig and Kate

    I’m so glad I kept seeing you we went from strength to strength
    One night you told me some troubles you had and all about your past
    And on that night I seen a new you

    Here’s some of the things we’ve done this past year
    Was kicking your *** at crazy golf then I let you win, I beat you at bowling , such a bad loser chucked your water all over my dinner, building muffins cage “think we done ok” That god awful woman at McDonalds that wouldn’t go away, Going to fife animal park. I was so brave protecting you from the bats you were so afraid, blue waffle rum cakes “they weren’t nice” I could have died when I got stuck on the ice, Home alone at my bit on Christmas night, who can forget the mess we made having the slim fight, longest jury ever going to ikea, navigate Kate wasn’t that gate, wrecking each other’s 3d glasses watching life of pie, going up Falkland hill and it getting really dark, wallpapering your bedroom that was just bad, surprisingly impressed with the Picnic in the park

    The Kate I lusted after was mainly down to your looks
    Your crazy hot body your amazing little boobs
    The unforgettable smile and the freckles on your face
    The sparkle in your eyes and the most amazing out of this world *** eeeevvvvveeerrrr

    But the Kate that I loved was the real you
    The strongest girl iv ever known a little vulnerable too
    The girl that is a fighter who never gives up
    intelligent, generous, beautiful inside and out

    Were Friends without benefit ow what fun
    Most people suggest I turn round and run
    And you may never love me like I love you
    But I’m going no ware il always be here for you

    And If you ever feel alone or if you feel depressed
    Even in the dead of night just send me a text
    I’d be right there can bring some junk, have a drink or two
    Il happily sit up late and watch Into The West with you

  • x_blind_x_gamer_x November 26, 2013 at 3:26 am

    So, I’m probably getting a Nexus 7 for Christmas, and I’m making a list of the apps I should get.
    Now, I read online that there is no tablet-specific store on Google Play, so if I get an app, it might just be blown up and it might not work very well.

    So, my question is: What apps should I get that work well on the Nexus 7?

    CREATIVE: I would like to draw and sketch on my tablet, and I already know of two apps that will work on my tablet: Sketchbook Mobile and Markers. But, I’m the type of person who likes choice, so I’d like to have about 3-5 art apps for my tablet. Any suggestions?

    GAMES: I like running games like Subway Surfers, Robot Unicorn Attack, and Temple Run. Any other running games? I also like other ones, including Jetpack Joyride, Angry Birds, and Slice It, plus brain games like Flow and Slice It. What other games are there?

    MESSAGING: When I have wifi, I’d like to be able to text my friends. I’m thinking about using Google Voice, as I already have a number on there. Do you recommend Voice for the Nexus 7?

    PRODUCTIVITY: I need a good app to keep organized, like Evernote. But, I’m debating if I should actually GET Evernote. However, I do need an app that can sync to all my devices (laptop, phone, and tablet), so…Do you think Evernote is a good app?

    MUSIC: I’m a biased Apple Mac user, so, of course, I use iTunes to download music. I have an app on my phone, DoubleTwist, so that I can sync my iTunes songs to my phone. Does DoubleTwist work on the Nexus 7? If not, what other syncing app (preferably free) is there?

    EBOOKS: I plan on using my tablet for reading, but I’m confused on what app to get: The Nook app or Kindle App? What’s the difference? Which one do YOU use?

    That’s all I can think of…Any more suggestions? Also, I didn’t state this before, but I prefer everything to be FREE.

    Thanks

  • everythingisgonnabefine November 26, 2013 at 8:44 am

    I have already more or less completed my book, its close to 50,000 words and I am in the editing stage.
    I am giving here the synopsis of my book, the shorter version of my synopsis along with a chapter is what I am disclosing here.
    Kindly let me know, if it is gripping enough or are there any changes required.
    Any comments, criticisms appreciated with a smile!

    SYNOPSIS:
    This book explores the idea of love. Love is a simple and relatively common word, this book shows how it is manipulated. It deals with relationships- between a husband and wife, a mother and daughter, between friends and between strangers.
    David hanigan, a strong willed, loving man who left his mother land to settle down in India with his wife. Despite the hardships he faced because of his color, he succeeded in winning hearts and was one of the top most bankruptcy lawyers of India.

    Chaya hanigan was not what people called the epitome of Indian woman, maybe because she was strong headed or confident or wore black while mourning instead of white or simply because she didn’t put any sindoor on her forehead even though she is married. Born in India, brought up in California, this Indian American woman came back to her motherland with her family. A lovely house, a wonderful daughter, a caring husband; however, her picture perfect family was not destined for a happy ending together.

    What happens when two uniquely different yet strikingly alike individuals come together- one an American while the other an Indian, both strong headed and fiercely independent, career oriented and successful lawyers, the result was a forever love story complete with their beautiful daughter José hanigan.

    José hanigan was born in California but was raised in India, friendly and popular, extremely attractive and confident, she was a people’s girl and everybody loved her. A good student and a wonderful friend, she had no allies just somebody who loved her too much, too much for her own good.

    CHAPTER 1:
    It all started a year back, while innocently taking a stroll in the park after dinner. I always did this, I mean, work the whole day i.e. from 11 to 4 and then go people watching till 6, go home, watch TV, have dinner by 8 and then go out for a walk. It was eerily quiet for a spring night; light breeze swaying the trees was the only noise I heard in the vicinity.
    While going home, I passed a beautiful villa, actually this part of town has so many villas that they have become as ordinary as the next 10 storied building you see. I could not see anybody but heard noises of loud music, couldn’t see who was listening to it but I could see a room- a pink wallpapered room with posters of the latest actors, I caught a glimpse of a brunette. That night I couldn’t sleep.

    For the next 6 months, I went to that house every night and one night I saw her. She was watching TV which was on the basement, hence, within my view. She had worn grey pj’s with clown shaped prints and an oversized full sleeved sweat shirt. I couldn’t help staring at her, not because she was beautiful but there was something in her eyes, in the way she sat, she moved, she laughed, sipped her cola that I knew she was the one.

    It was festive time again and I could no longer go to her house as it would gather too much of attention. You see, police kept a vigilant watch over the neighborhoods as maximum crimes took place when everyone was out celebrating. I waited a day, a two, till I noted which place was the most guarded and which the over looked one. I walked among a bunch of people so that I was invisible even when they could see me.
    I camouflaged my way behind her villa and with a soft push opened the back window and quietly slipped in.

    The house was dark, but a Christmas tree was neatly lit around the corner, I knew she had decorated it, I could just feel her presence around the tree. The house was quiet, by then I knew which her room was. The second door on the left at the first floor, I opened her door and closed it in a way that no noise came. I could hear light breathing; there she was on her queen size mattress, snuggling with the blanket and pillow, I was almost tempted to touch her but today I was content to be just there looking at her.

    She looked almost angelic in her sleep, with her hair spread on the pillow. I couldn’t resist touching those strands of brown silky hair, yes, she was indeed the one. She moved, for a second, I thought it was over, but she just moved to the other side. I don’t know how long I stood there the darkness hiding me just to see her in the shadow of moonlight. I left at dawn.

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